So I went to College Humor Offline about a month ago with my beloved friend Jenn and we had a blast! Streeter was outside, so I decided to awkwardly ask him for a picture. The first one is us posing super nice and smiley, cause I was so damn excited to be there. But there’s a story behind why we’re flipping off the camera in the next one.
I work in an ice cream store. And one busy day, my coworkers and I were running around the store, frantically serving customers. Well, in the middle of this, my coworker and friend wags a piece of paper with a scribble on it in my face.
"I just got Pat Cassel’s signature."
I freaked out as he explained that Pat and Jeff had just come IN THE STORE, and that he had just made Pat a milkshake. My coworker had assumed I had seen them, and that I knew they were there.
I DID NOT.
But then I saw Jeff walk from one side of the store right to the exit. And I started shaking like a chihuahua as he left. So they left, and I didn’t even notice they were there to begin with.
And that’s the story of how my coworker didn’t tell me that Pat and Jeff came into the store/got Pat’s signature. Which is why I promptly asked Streeter to help me say FUCK YOU, KIRAN.
Fuckin’ awesome night.